11:02am- Procure buy-one-get-one free coupon for treatments at Burke Williams Spa. Due to unforeseen circumstances, friend must cancel her treatment putting my own in jeopardy. Panic. Envision death of my simple dream, which is to have body rubbed with hot stones and various health-enhancing unguents. When you dreams die, what is there left to live for?
2:02pm- Am alerted to the untimely demise of feminist and role model, Anna Nicole Smith. Die of shock!
Other than that, pretty good day.