Thursday, January 25, 2007

The Great Mattress Caper

5:34pm- After enduring over year of terrible back pain, finally break down and buy new mattress. Excitement mounts as I imagine self sleeping pain-free on soft, squishy, expensive new fluff and cloth. Delivery men bring up mattress and set it upon frame. Does not fit. Mistakenly thought I owned queen-sized bed, when all I have is double. Back starts to spasm. The prize so tantalizingly close. Sensing weakness, delivery men tie me up, rob place, kill me because I can identify them, wrap me in old mattress and throw me in back of truck. Bottom line, buying new mattress is nothing but hassle.

Other than that, pretty good day.

2 comments:

coolpete234 said...

I know how you feel! I've been having back problems for a few months now and I've tried various treatments, but my new memory foam mattress really did the trick! I'd recommend it to many.

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