9:11am- Driving 101-N to dentist appointment. Wheel slips out of hand thanks to previous application of wonderfully scented hand cream brought back from Cape Heritage Hotel in South Africa. Hit median strip. Head flies through windshield. Body stays behind.
10:30am- Teeth clean, feeling fine. Driving through Broadway tunnel on way to work, get sideswiped by Land Rover. Drive partially up curved wall and plummet top down to pavement below. Squish.
Other than that, pretty good day.