8:12pm- While watching Deadwood Season 2 with boyfriend, see flash of light pulse across sky. Not living in area where lightening storms are frequent, must be nuclear bomb.
11:38pm- Drunk boyfriend decides to make pasta to stave off tomorrow’s hangover. Single ravioli fails to make it in pot. Instead catches fire on burner before igniting kitchen and then entire house.
11:45pm- Drunk boyfriend leaves gas stove on. Once again, house engulfed by flames.
Other than that, pretty good day.