Monday, June 12, 2006

The Living Dead Kill Me

8:30pm- Go with friends to watch cheesy Greek zombie movie at Roxie. Even with simplistic plot-line, uninspired dialogue, and horrible special effects, scared to death.

11:03pm- Attacked by homeless zombie pretending to clean windshield as I get into car.

11:05pm- Pull up to red light and another homeless zombie attacks. This time by smashing her fist through passenger-side window, grabbing my neck and devouring my flesh.

11:11pm- Fail to stay far enough behind Swearvy McDrunkerson driving down 101-S.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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