8:30pm- Go with friends to watch cheesy Greek zombie movie at Roxie. Even with simplistic plot-line, uninspired dialogue, and horrible special effects, scared to death.
11:03pm- Attacked by homeless zombie pretending to clean windshield as I get into car.
11:05pm- Pull up to red light and another homeless zombie attacks. This time by smashing her fist through passenger-side window, grabbing my neck and devouring my flesh.
11:11pm- Fail to stay far enough behind Swearvy McDrunkerson driving down 101-S.
Other than that, pretty good day.