12:04pm- Having bought into Oprah’s claim that 8 out of 10 women are wearing wrong-sized bra, make trip to Nordstrom’s to get fitted by expert. Find out in fact I have been wearing RIGHT-sized bra all along. Due to buxom size, get suckered into buying underwire, which I already know bugs shit out of me. Wear pretty, new, overpriced bra to work. Punctured repeatedly throughout day by underwire, with one final, fatal Crocodile-Hunter type blow topping the cake.
Other than that, pretty good day.
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i wish i could express the depth of my laughter in courier font!
LOL?
Nah... like, "I love you," LOL is so over-used and misappropriately stated that it has lost it's true meaning.
Poor LOL. Its time has come and gone. Either way, I appreciate the sentiment.
Oh it's been too long since I stopped in for my dose of How You Died Today. I love your blog. Sigh. :)
20 days... no new stories of how you died. concern... flowers to...
true, I have been lax to update. luckily I have also been diligently taking notes and hope to get caught up this weekend.
even in death, responsibilities vex me. but I thank you for your concern.
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