9:03am- Pressurized WD-40 car bomb. While driving to work, can of liquid lubricant rattles unrestrained in trunk of Miata. For unknowable reasons, can bursts. Shock of noise causes me to swerve into chemical-toting truck igniting explosion seen for miles. Chunk of scalp found block away being sniffed by feral cat.
9:10am- Construction site mishap. While walking past future site of overpriced condos I will never afford, crane hoist falls on head.
Other than that, pretty good day.