1:15am- Aneurysm caused by blood clot. Formed while spending too much time trying to figure out how to add some poll code to my blog template.
1:46am- Electrocuted while trying to unplug Christmas tree lights before bed. Might have deserved this one considering how far past Christmas it is.
10am- Calcified lung tissue/asphyxiation. Restricted oxygen intake caused slow, painful death.
12:02pm- Another blood clot. Must restrict laptop use.
2:15pm- Blunt head trauma. Fell onto glass table while practicing walking in 6 inch stripper heels. Corner of table impacted with temple. Undiscovered for hours (luckily not days).
3:55pm- Road rage shooting. Murdered while waiting in double left turn lane on corner of Washington and Embarcadero. Foolishly looked in general direction of guy next to me.
Other than that, pretty good day.
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