Monday, January 16, 2006

There's a Tear in my Beer

10:12am- Coffee-induced heart attack. I never drink coffee, but now we have a coffeemaker in the house and boyfriend buys Coffee-mate creamer making any cup of tar taste like Easter candy. Expect not-so-distant-future post to describe partially hydrogenated soybean oil-induced heart attack.

4:40pm- Boyfriend throttles me with pretty skyblue and gold scarf I bought at H&M. Must be jealous of scarf.

6:20pm- Broken bottle bar fight stabbing. While waiting for friend from Ecuador to show up at Thee Parkside, am involuntarily exposed to country music and rockabilly crowd. One man insults another man's pant cuff width and guess who's caught in the middle?

Other than that, pretty good day.

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