1:02pm- Plane crash.
2:59pm- Consume leftover, room-temperature pork mid-flight. Still delicious, even with trichinosis.
Other than that, pretty good day.
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All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today...
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- Pork, The Other White Meat That Can Kill You
- It's On My Mind, It's In My Mouth, It's Pork
- Sit. Sit. Good Dog.
- Myrtle Beach Sux
- Everybody Out Of The Pool
- Pariah At The Piranha Exhibit
- Home, Sweet Murder Scene
- Do Your Balls Hang Low?
- Security Threat
- Going Down
- Woman Overboard
- Fast Food Leads To Quick Death
- First And Last Day Of Rest Of My Life
- 55378008 Is Funny Upside Down
- Take This Job And Shove It
- Opa, I'm On Fire!
- Hola, Successful Ex-Boyfriend
- How's The Me?
- Vroooooom!
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