10:04pm- Cab driver takes corner like racecar driver. Sadly, driver he was emulating was Dale Earnhardt.
11: 43pm- Got head bitten off at infamous Chicago landmark, Weiner Circle. Apparently mistaken for hot dog.
Other than that, pretty good day.
All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today...