11:55pm- Washing delicate wine glasses from last night's birthday festivities. Scrub too zealously causing glass to shatter. Slice hands and many veins. Bleed out.
1:01pm- Choked on very delicious pea shoots at Burma Superstar.
2:26pm- While sitting in car at Potrero Center waiting for boyfriend to return from grocery shopping, concrete gives way beneath car. Car and I plummet to lower deck killing 4 others in the process. Boyfriend must take cab home.
Other than that, pretty good day.