7:05am- While preparing Adkins-friendly breakfast, I tear large bite of dry chicken from carcass and shove it gluttonously into maw. Unable to produce enough saliva to swallow safely, I turn blue and choke to death.
3:15pm- Self-inflicted stab wound. Fell asleep at work station while holding sharpened pencil lead-side up. Head forcefully nodded downwards causing pencil to penetrate eye. Due to length, pencil also pierced brain. Instant death.
8:08pm- While preparing Adkins-friendly dinner, I tear large bite of dry chicken from carcass and shove it gluttonously into maw. Unable to produce enough saliva to swallow safely, I turn blue and choke to death. When will I learn to keep water nearby?
Other than that, pretty good day.
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