Thursday, December 14, 2006

Hack Attack

3:13pm- Wear frumpy sweater to work. Look like woman of a certain age who has given up on self after nasty divorce. Become invisible to coworkers and rest of society. Fade off into oblivion.

7:44pm- Go out for monthly Special Dinner with boyfriend at Maharani. Order something loaded up with dry, twiggy herbs which have propensity for embedding selves right around epiglottal area. Start to gag like cat on fur ball. Mucus created from mixture of spices and herbal obstruction blocks windpipe.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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