Tuesday, December 05, 2006

On Golden Pond Of Blood

9:02am- Driving to work after visit to chiropractor. Gigantic semi next to me going exact same speed. Makes me nervous. Try to speed up, truck speeds up. Try to slow down, truck slows down. While I try to figure out new tactic, get distracted, crash into car in front of me.

5:15pm- Stop by Sharper Image after work to buy gift for Toys For Tots fundraising event. Man who rings me up then walks me to door, opens it for me and says, “Has anyone ever told you that you look like Jane Fonda at her best?” Flattered, walk out of store with extra spring in step where I am then shot by angry Vietnam vet mistaking me for Hanoi Jane.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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