9:14am- In meeting with client who asks if everyone got the corporate Christmas present she sent. I say no, to which she points out that due to legal issues, I, as contractor, am ineligible for company-logo-laden umbrella. Legal issues? Over an umbrella? That kills me!
10:36am- In another meeting with different clients, one of whom utters the phrase, “brown hole.” Everyone looks over at her aghast and taking her place, I’m the one who dies of embarrassment.
Other than that, pretty good day.