9:15/10:15am- Spring forward without first looking in both directions.
12:16pm- See man in Balboa Park actually wearing a full-sized cat on his shoulder. Every time man walks past someone, cat looks over and meows frighteningly loud. When I pass, cat sucks all my breath from lungs.
6:33pm- Order Mozzarella Marinara at delicious Italian restaurant in
Little Italy. Pseudo-high class name hides fact that they're basically
Applebee's Mozz Sticks. Choke on cheese.
7:21pm- After entire weekend of nothing but overeating, gut bursts.
Rats and other tourists scavenge for good bits.
8:00pm- Gunned down at security check point for wearing Richard Bitch band T-shirt that features adorable bunny saying "I'm going to get Jesus to kill you." (shirts available for purchase if you want to be gunned down too!)
9:35pm- Plane crash.
Other than that, pretty good day.