8:15am- Drown while waiting at bus stop for 9AX to take me to work. Seriously, if it hadn't already killed me, this rain would be making me want to die.
10:14am- Pants down around ankles in bathroom stall at work. Feel sudden sharp pain course up leg while peeing, causing urine stream to halt temporarily. Clot reaches brain before I have time to redress. Turns out, more embarrassing than someone at work hearing me use bathroom is having someone from work find me dead on floor in pool of my own waste.
5:03pm- Walking down handicap ramp on way out of office. Turn corner and run smack dab into 8 year old boy sprinting down sidewalk. Heart attack.
Other than that, pretty good day.
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