Tuesday, April 25, 2006

Hollywood, Here I Come To Die

7:00pm- Top secret mission finds me on plane. It crashes.

10:04pm- Spend night at Cal Mar Hotel Suites. I think it is old apartment building turned motel. Activate heater, which groans to life and then spills out toxic amount of carbon monoxide.

11:43pm- Heater turns out to also be lair for carnivorous Ghoulies. In middle of night, they sneak out between vent slats and consume my skull contents. Luckily, they leave my best friend to slumber peacefully in other bed.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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