7:02pm- First leg of flight to South Africa (via London) plane way too large to get airborne. Crash into roof of nearby hangar. 12 survivors. None of them me.
7:43pm- Thanks to person in front of me jerking seat in epileptic fashion during dinner service, spill hot tea on self and cute seatmate. Survive scalding, but while drying off pants in galley, pressure drops. Hit head on ceiling snapping neck like crisp Gherkin.
Other than that, pretty good day.