Saturday, March 18, 2006

Don't Worry, I Stopped the War

12:15pm- Tear-gassed by rogue cop at anti-war protest out to “make example of liberal scum.” Cartridge hits me square in temple. Enterprising amateur documentarian captures scene winning Oscar and helping to change course of war. Guess this one was worth it. Sort of.

2:33pm- Post-protest cheese steak-induced heart attack. This one also sort of worth it. Thanks kindly, Burger Meister.

3:43pm- Anarchist book fair dissolves into anarchy. Caught in middle of fight between biodiesel spoken word poet and raging granny.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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