12:12pm- Bitten by venomous snake belt. Actually, what I thought was poisonous snake slithering across living room floor turns out to be haphazardly discarded leather belt. But still!
1:44pm- While driving on Bay Bridge, spot woman wearing headscarf driving strangely-shaped dark van filled with explosives. Get pissed at 9/11 attackers and Bush administration for causing me to jump to stereotypical conclusions. In spite of attempt to purge thoughts from brain, am blown up halfway across bridge.
Other than that, pretty good day.