Monday, March 13, 2006

Glass Menagerie

12:33pm- Eating cup of chili from Soup Freaks supposedly made with Scharffenberger chocolate as special secret ingredient. Special ingredient instead turns out to be shards of glass. Initially goes down smooth, but then doesn't come back up same way.

6:17pm- After long hard day, have mental breakdown and am transported off to insane asylum where I meet Angelina Jolie's character from Girl Interrupted. She shivs me.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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