Friday, March 31, 2006

Sunny And Succulent San Diego

5:46pm- Plane crash on way to San Diego to celebrate 5 year anniversary with boyfriend.

8:01pm- Shaving legs as special anniversary gift to boyfriend. Knick strange bulging vein behind knee. Psycho shower scene flashbacks.

8:12pm- Sucked into toilet due to violently powerful flush at La Pensione Hotel. Hey, isn’t saying La Pensione Hotel like saying ATM Machine?

8:30pm- Elated to be object of attention for parade of Brazilian men carrying succulent meats on oversized skewers at Rei do Gado (a delightful restaurant in Gaslamp District). Bacon-Wrapped Filet Mignon. Skirt Steak. Bacon-Wrapped Turkey Medallions. Lamb Shank. Bacon-Wrapped Bacon. Cheesy Chicken(!) Pork Sausages. Eat my fill and then some, break out into sweat, clutch chest, keel over.

10:04pm- Pissed off to not be able to park rental car ANYWHERE in San Diego without it being hassle, decide to drop car back off mere two hours after pickup. Boyfriend accidentally backs over me in rental lot causing severe tire damage and death.

11:56pm- While raising hands in stretch over head before bedtime, arms caught up in ceiling fan blades. I am spun around and around and around until neck breaks.

Other than that, pretty good day.

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