Anybody Home?

2:55pm- Pull out of driveway from Vergenoegd Wine Estate in Stellenbosch, South Africa. View is blocked by truck driving in shoulder getting ready to turn. Step on gas. Hear a honk before crashed into by car driving 120km on country highway coming from direction we didn't expect.

10:14pm- Watching Deadwood, Season One in the living room of Beautiful South B&B. There is only one other guest and we haven't yet seen him. No one else is around. Suddenly, there he is. Hacked to death like horror-film victims.

11:30pm- Made cozy fire. Leave embers to die out as we retire to bed. Embers do not follow instructions and instead burn house down quickly thanks to thatched roof.

11:46pm- Body revolts to ingesting overabundance of Springbok.

11:59pm- Realize almost as old as boyfriend when he first met me 5 years ago. Fear of getting old too fast causes me to panic and take desperate measures to stop my accelerated aging.

Other than that, pretty good day.