6:02am- Stampeded by zebra.
8:18am- Charged by elephants.
8:22am- Spooked giraffe smashes through car window. Bludgeoned by flailing legs.
9:45am- Crushed by Wildebeest
11:59am- Pride of lions surround car and tear us to shreds.
12:32pm- Consume same buffet dinner (now lunch) and this time catch Hep E.
1:04pm- Springbok as well as gemsbok sprint in front of car causing crash.
1:05pm- Kudu takes page from the 'boks and also jumps in front of car.
5:00pm- Rare black rhino gets aggitated at watering hole and runs full speed at rock barrier. Surprisingly, smashes through effortlessly. Impaled by horn.
8:19pm- Consume same buffet for 3rd time. Die of boredom.
Other than that, pretty good day.