8:54am- Riding bus to work minding own business. Suddenly, woman starts clipping her nails. Jagged clippings fly through air like shrapnel. I'm hit! I'm hit!
Other than that, pretty good day.
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All the ways I meet my demise on a given day. These scenarios play out as overly dramatic movies in my head daily, hourly, sometimes by the minute. Eventually, I suppose, one of them will be correct. Until then, this is how I died today...
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May
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- Duck And Cover
- You Saw My Blinker, Bitch
- No Need To Be Alarmed
- Time To Make The Doughnuts
- Home Again, Home Again Jiggety-Jig
- Queen For A Day
- Sorry, Nelson Mandela
- Incident-Free Plane Ride!
- Absolutely Catty
- Get Your Game On
- It's A Wild World
- Prickly Situation
- Full Of Hot Air
- Sand!
- Who Wants A Num-Num Starchy?
- Look Before You Leap
- Slip Slidding Away
- Don't Be A Hater
- Anybody Home?
- Damn Rain!
- Sweat It Out
- Watch Your Step
- I'll Have What He's Having
- Cape Town, I Barely Knew You
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