8:12am- As boyfriend mends in passenger seat, drive all the way to Etosha National Park. Road fatigue. Hit giant termite mound and discover that in addition to wood, termites also enjoy consuming human flesh.
9:02pm- Am in Game Heaven trying meat of every kind at buffet dinner served at Etosha's Okuakuejo camp restaurant. Afterwards come down with Legionnaire's disease. Funny, I'd expected Hepatitis E.
Other than that, pretty good day.