12:13pm- Fall out of rotating gondola on way up to summit of Table Mountain.
3:49pm- Plane crash on way to Namibia. Ho hum.
5:40pm- Land in Windhoek, Namibia where they tell you NEVER drive at night because animals lie on roads for warmth. Walk outside to pick up rental car and find darkness quickly descending. Eyes dart back and forth as I drive. Eyes dart left as Hakuna-Matata-type warthog enters stage right. Crash! Am finished off by pride of lions.
5:45pm- Springbok scampers across road. Another crash.
Other than that, pretty good day.