9:04am- Plan to cage-dive with Great White sharks in Gansbaai, South Africa. Instead catch debilitating chest cold and die of pneumonia and disappointment.
4:01pm- Boyfriend leads me down steep stairs to restaurant set in cliff overlooking Atlantic Ocean. Still delirious from cold and medicine, trip over adorable resident puppy and plunge into icy sea.
4:09pm- Listen to short-sighted Floridian try to defend America and our oil dependency to group of local South Africans. Die of embarrassment.
Other than that, pretty good day.