3am- Entire time in Africa was spent with my too-complicated-to-figure-out wristwatch alarm going off at strange times. Forget to read manual upon return and am awaked for 4 nights straight at 3am. Get annoyed at self for forgetting and decide self does not deserve to live.
9:13am- Discover co-worker leading secret life. First he throws hot tea in my face. Then he administers tiny papercuts with an interoffice mail envelope. And then he makes me sit at desk writing copy for Microsoft until brain swells to capacity. Luckily, I have too much training at this so I survive. He is forced to finish the job by suffocating me with leftover bagels from Bagel Monday.
Other than that, pretty good day.